At this point in the semester everybody is beyond made with their shit. Literally no one can believe of anything other than getting the fuck out of Rainsville. All that's left to do is evacuate whatever you own, and clean your dormitory up until it looks how it did the very first day you moved in. Ugh, that's going to take HOURS. Here's ways to load up as quick as possible and make it through your RA checks so you can peace out in peace:5.) Actually just toss allyour shit away: Honestly, who requires physical objects anyhow? Didn't Great Life teach you about mindfulness and not caring about materialistic items? Just put everything in the huge dumpster they wheel approximately the dormitories and inform your parents you lost it all.
4.) Leave everything and pay the fine:
Why do work when you don't have to? Wan na beat the rush house and get out of the dormitories without the hassle? Simply leave all the shit you don't care about and deal with whatever fine the school throws at your moms and dads. When Mother and father question it, just inform them it is among those dumb "concealed charges". Those pesky concealed charges are constantly weighing you down!
3.) Feed any left overfood to the gators that live in the Reitz pond: All those drunchies you bought and veggies from when you were encouraged you were going to consume healthy are decomposing away in your mini-fridge. The RA's will never let you stroll out with all that in there. Put it all into a bag, bring it over to Reitz, and give the lil gators a good treat. Two birds, one stone.
2.) Toss your stuff out the window to avoid going up and down stairs: They informed you the windows don't open, the lie detector test figured out: HI, THAT WAS A LIE. Put all your clothes in garbage bags, bubble wrap anything that's delicate, and get that shit out the window. Show off all your gains from South West and see if you can get it straight into your vehicle!
1.)Set the building on fire and never look back: Can't pack things up if you do not have anything to pack. Not only will you spend 0 time packing, but rumor has it that if your building burns down you instantly get a 4.0! Find among the 400 chem majors around and determine the best ways to make it appear like a structure spontaneously combusted. It'll be one of the most fun you've had all term.
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